parachronisms present

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parachronisms present

( parachronism ) is anything that appears in a temporal context (time period) in which, though not sufficiently out of place as to be impossible, it is not normally found. the item is often an object, but may be an idiomatic expression, a technology, a philosophical idea, a musical style, a material, a custom, or anything else sufficiently closely bound to a particular period as to seem strange when encountered in a later era. parachronisms are usually seen as objects or ideas which were once common, but are now considered rare or inappropriate. they often take the form of obsolete technology or outdated fashion , see also ; #anachronism # anatopism #prochronism # nonlinear (arts) # parachrony
( present ) 1- a moment or period in time perceptible as intermediate between past and future; now. 2- the present tense. 3- a gift .sources wikipedia , merriam webster online dictionary

urbanoutfitters:

February 2012 / Photography by Tim Barber

urbanoutfitters:

February 2012 / Photography by Tim Barber

(Source: xcascantex, via knockingshop)

l3hnt:

I think I’m terminally ill.

i think i’m a swan

rhea137:

François Boucher - Léda et le Cygne - 1740

mam. i cannot offer anymedical opinion
because
I’M A FUCKING SWAN

rhea137:

François Boucher - Léda et le Cygne - 1740

mam. i cannot offer any
medical opinion

because

I’M A FUCKING SWAN

i’d swan you leda, for your inconveniencing me

this is why i hate NOT remembering something:
swans sex symbols
swans in art symbols
swans in art history symbols

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan (third, maybe fourth result)

it was way too much effor to find something that MIGHT be what i want / am looking for

Anonymous asked: it's kind of freaky that we both went to david bowie at the same time. i found a lean pocket in the freezer, it's been in there for months, no box. so i finally cooked it. was not good. probably because it was a lean pocket. it was just flavorless lava. do you dye your pubes pink too?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia - i found this one as a related article when not working at my office job and searching for “severe insomnia effects”. it was a tough work day to get through: overcaffeinated, disconnected from reality, barely functional. in a word: teetering. 

but: i COMPLETELY, agree.

probably because it was freezer burnt from my pubes. because they would sympathize and run away. from the bleach. but mostly the chemical burn.

Anonymous asked: david bowie told me that he doesn't love you. HA!

i’m psychic and found an image of his and reblogged it before reading this. if he knew of this, he’d love me. (a girl can hope when she’s stuck on a life with mars).

happy belated bby

happy belated bby

(Source: punk-)

Anonymous asked: fuck you, i just shit in your microwave

joke’s defecation’s on  you your fetish not mine. also, i have a toaster oven. 

Anonymous asked: THE NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS SHENANIGANS IS GOING TO GET PISTOL WHIPPED

i’d like to be able to speak openly about my favored place of eating, thank you. (oh good grief. sorry for the delay in the response, i had to find images to place between my last reply to you! i like to spice it up a little.)

(Source: milkfloat)

Anonymous asked: let's not get into who called who a fucktard. i don't even remember so let's just put it behind us.

oh fuck i’m being photo bombed. this is so exasperating, i’m going to have to go through some facebook page’s (which i haven’t liked) album to find that photo, save it, then hope to glob i’m not tagged: aren’t i?!


TUESDAY, AUGUST 17, 2010chewbacca would be proud



Chanel RTW Fall 2010 - Wookiiee Collection.
POSTED BY MORGAN AT 9:33 AM

TUESDAY, AUGUST 17, 2010
chewbacca would be proud

Chanel RTW Fall 2010 - Wookiiee Collection.

baby. i’d pay your dentist bills all day long. 

baby. i’d pay your dentist bills all day long.